I feel shitty. It’s one of those days. Not enough sleep, not enough food and probably not enough of a couple more things.
But it’s always nice when a colleague of mine looks at me and says “Jeez you really look like crap!!!”. With emphasis on the “really”.
Thanks. Really. Because that’s gonna make me feel better! Totally what I needed.
Ok, in his defense, he proceeded by saying I don’t usually look like crap, that I usually look pretty good, but today I look like someone from a Zombie movie, with very pale skin. But I guess he was trying to save his skin, because I might or might not have transpired that I wanted to kill him. And hide the body.
And this is why women sometimes hate men. Because you don’t know when to shut up!!! Seriously though…do you really think that telling a girl she looks horrible is gonna make her miraculously feel better?